BOOKS and eBOOKS

DamnYankee.com has published the following titles as ebooks/ibooks and, in one instance, in hard copy. Our newest title, just brought out in the spring of 2011, is Babie Nayms (see below). All ebooks/ibooks are just a dollar here and a penny less if you buy the Kindle edition from Amazon!*

For any of the titles below, click a cover to read an excerpt and for more information about available editions, or go directly to Order Books.
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In a growing collection of whimsically morbid short stories, a train leaves the station and is never seen again, a boy falls in love with a face from 60 years before, an old woman trudges into her past, a child crawls into a place that is not suspected to exist and the entrance has disappeared behind him, and more.

Go to the page for Tales to Harm Your Mind.
Choose Kindle or PDF edition. Sync with your Kindle or obtain Kindle app for computers, tablets, and smartphones. PDF edition suitable for more applications as well as iPad. Click for more info about available editions.

Individual stories from this collection are available to read within this web site.
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A 13-year-old girl earns a night in jail, the unexpected consequence of good intentions.  She couldn't have done it though, without help from a little brother, a computer, and a grouchy neighbor.  And she wouldn't have a lot to look forward to afterward without the support of an elderly neighbor with famous connections.

Go to the page for The Clover Street News.
Choose Kindle or PDF edition. Sync with your Kindle or obtain Kindle app for computers, tablets, and smartphones. PDF edition suitable for more applications as well as iPad. Click for more info about available editions.
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A 9th-century Russian peasant, fancying himself a physician, crosses the steppe together with a fugitive woman and two Greek holy men in pursuit of an elusive rendezvous. While the physician awakens to the Greeks' advanced culture, the holy men discover the rudiments of what is now the Cyrillic alphabet.

Go to the page for Fire, Wind & Yesterday.
Currently available only in PDF edition suitable for iPad and computer ebook readers, and for any PDF apps. Click for more information.
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Thousands of suggested first names for whitish babies who don’t have strong ethnic or pseudo-ethnic roots - an entirely new, and irreverent, look at the phenomenon of naming babies with sections on contrived names, palindromes, surnames as given names, and, for the first time, no attempt to separate girls’ names from boys’ names.

Go to the page for Babie Nayms.
Choose Kindle or PDF edition. Sync with your Kindle or obtain Kindle app for computers, tablets, and smartphones. PDF edition suitable for more applications as well as iPad. Click for more info about available editions.
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Anthology of short pieces by 16 separate authors, this title is the first book published anywhere in ebook and hard copy at the same time (2000).

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David A. Woodbury
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Go to page for Three Naked Ladies Playing Cellos.
Currently available only in PDF edition suitable for iPad and computer ebook readers, and for any PDF apps. Click for more information.
*We wish retailers would put an end to insult pricing: pretending that 99 cents is any different from a dollar or pretending that $1999.95 is not actually $2000. Amazon.com still practices insult pricing, so to remain noticed on their web site we’ve ‘SLASHED’ the $1 price to 99 cents. If we can sell four times as many copies for a buck as we would at $4 apiece, we’re even, and, well, there are four times as many copies out there!

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